Alien Cat Invader t-shirt

I knew we were doomed when the alien cat invaders bypassed the White House and went straight for the Wi-Fi password.

They didn’t fire lasers or vaporize landmarks. No, they landed their sleek, fur-lined saucers in suburban neighborhoods, sniffed disdainfully at our national monuments, and hacked into our networks like pros. Within hours, every server on the planet was compromised, every website overwritten with streams of incomprehensible cat memes.

The felines themselves were unsettling—with eyes that shimmered like binary code. They communicated through a series of chirps and purrs, amplified by a universal translator that sounded oddly like Morgan Freeman. “Humans,” they announced, lounging on their saucers. “Your data is now ours. Resistance is futile. Belly rubs are mandatory.”

We tried fighting back, but they were always one step ahead, predicting our every move. Military drones fell to their sophisticated laser pointers, while world leaders were reduced to cooing at them in desperation.

As the world plunged into chaos, the alien cats lounged in sunbeams, hoarding our Netflix accounts and spamming our phones with pictures of themselves. We didn’t lose to superior technology or strength. We lost because, deep down, humanity can’t resist a fluffy tummy and a well-timed “meow.”

This t-shirt commemorates The Great Catastrophe. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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