Amazing Green Alien Head T-shirt

Introducing the "Amazing Green Alien Head T-shirt," the ultimate wardrobe addition for anyone who has ever looked up at the stars and thought, "I bet aliens have fantastic skincare routines." This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a love letter to all things green and otherworldly in the universe of science fiction. 🌌👽👕

A Green Visage of Intergalactic Proportions: Sporting a vivid green alien face, this shirt is perfect for casual Fridays at the office, science fiction conventions, or for those awkward family dinners where you want to subtly hint that you might not be from this planet.

Softer Than an Alien's Whisper: Made with 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (plus heather colors with a smidge of polyester, because even aliens appreciate a good blend), this t-shirt is softer than the fur of a creature from the lush jungles of Alpha Centauri.

Lightweight, Like Anti-Gravity Fashion: With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), this t-shirt is light enough for Earth's gravity and comfortable for any extraterrestrial escapades you might find yourself in.

Pre-Shrunk, Unlike the Vastness of Space: Our fabric is pre-shrunk, ensuring that your t-shirt will continue to fit even after encountering the laundry equivalent of a black hole.

Crafted for Earthlings of All Sizes: Thanks to the side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this t-shirt is flattering for all human forms, whether you're shaped like a typical Earthling or have a body more suited for low-gravity environments.

Ethically Sourced from This Very Planet: Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, this t-shirt supports Earth's economies and ethical manufacturing practices – no intergalactic labor laws were bent in its making.

For the Sci-Fi Aficionado with a Flair for the Extraterrestrial: The "Amazing Green Alien Head T-shirt" is not just a piece of clothing; it's a conversation starter, a way to show off your love for all things extraterrestrial, and a comfy addition to your cosmic wardrobe.

So why settle for mundane earthling attire when you can wear the "Amazing Green Alien Head T-shirt"? It's comfortable, stylish, and a great way to subtly suggest that you may have friends in high (like, really high) places. Just remember, wearing this t-shirt may increase the likelihood of being invited to exclusive alien parties. 🌌👽👕

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

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