Welcome to the world of high fashion, where "high" means somewhere in the vicinity of Alpha Centauri. Introducing the "Green Lady Alien & Pet | గ్రీన్ లేడీ ఏలియన్ T-Shirt," the perfect attire for any occasion that calls for a touch of interstellar elegance and a side of alien pets. 🌌👩👽
Your Ticket to Cosmic Chic: This isn't just any t-shirt. It's a gateway to the fashion sense of the cosmos, featuring a design that looks like it jumped straight out of Dune – if Dune had a high couture scene. The alien woman in her green gown, with her mysterious alien pet, might be the closest thing to a Paris runway you'll find on Arrakis.
Softer Than a Sandworm's Underbelly: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (and those fancy heather colors with some polyester), this t-shirt offers comfort that's out of this world. It's so soft and lightweight, that you'll forget you're wearing anything at all, which we advise against if you're planning to leave your house.
Pre-Shrunk, Unlike the Space-Time Continuum: This fabric is pre-shrunk, ensuring that your t-shirt won't suddenly fit your pet guinea pig after one wash. Because let's face it, your guinea pig has enough t-shirts.
Constructed for Earthlings and Aliens Alike: Thanks to the side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this t-shirt not only looks great on all body types but also holds up against the rigors of space travel, time loops, and the occasional galactic battle.
Ethically Beamed Down to Earth: Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, this t-shirt supports terrestrial economies and ethical manufacturing, making it a guilt-free addition to your wardrobe – unless you're guilty of being too stylish.
So why settle for mundane when you can have the "Green Lady Alien & Pet | గ్రీన్ లేడీ ఏలియన్ T-Shirt"? Whether you're attending a sci-fi convention, going out for a casual intergalactic coffee, or just lounging at home with your own non-alien pet, this t-shirt is sure to turn heads and raise antennae. 🌌👩👽👕
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
