Happy Blue Alien Head | ꯅꯨꯡꯉꯥꯏꯕꯥ ꯕ꯭ꯂꯨ ꯑꯦꯂꯤꯌꯟ ꯍꯦꯗ꯫ T-shirt
Happy Blue Alien Head | ꯅꯨꯡꯉꯥꯏꯕꯥ ꯕ꯭ꯂꯨ ꯑꯦꯂꯤꯌꯟ ꯍꯦꯗ꯫ T-shirt
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Are you tired of mundane, earthling attire? Do you yearn for something that says, "I'm a fan of science fiction, and I like to smile"? If so, then the "Happy Blue Alien Head | ꯅꯨꯡꯉꯥꯏꯕꯥ ꯕ꯭ꯂꯨ ꯑꯦꯂꯤꯌꯟ ꯍꯦꯗ꯫ T-Shirt" is the cosmic answer to your fashion prayers. 🌌👽😊
A Design That's Out of This World: This isn't just a t-shirt. It's a wearable smile generator, featuring a happy blue alien head that's guaranteed to brighten your day and the day of anyone who sees you. It's like having a friendly extraterrestrial companion right on your chest, minus the intergalactic travel.
Softness That Defies Gravity: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with heather colors adding a sprinkle of polyester), this t-shirt is softer than the fur of a cuddly alien creature from a planet where everything is cuddly and soft. The fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) ensures it's light enough for Earth's atmosphere yet cozy enough for cooler planetary conditions.
Pre-Shrunk to Fit Earthly Bodies: Our fabric is pre-shrunk, ensuring that your t-shirt continues to fit perfectly even after washing. It's like the opposite of what happens to your clothes when they encounter a black hole.
Tailored for Terrestrial Life: Thanks to the side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this t-shirt is sturdy enough to withstand a day of earthly adventures or an evening of binge-watching your favorite sci-fi series.
Ethically Sourced from This Planet: This blank product is sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, proving that you don't need to leave Earth to find quality apparel. It's comfort and style that you can feel good about.
So why settle for ordinary when you can wear the "Happy Blue Alien Head | ꯅꯨꯡꯉꯥꯏꯕꯥ ꯕ꯭ꯂꯨ ꯑꯦꯂꯤꯌꯟ ꯍꯦꯗ꯫ T-Shirt"? It's the perfect way to inject a little joy and a lot of style into your daily attire. Get ready to turn heads and lift spirits, all with the power of a single t-shirt. 🌌👽😊👕
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
A Design That's Out of This World: This isn't just a t-shirt. It's a wearable smile generator, featuring a happy blue alien head that's guaranteed to brighten your day and the day of anyone who sees you. It's like having a friendly extraterrestrial companion right on your chest, minus the intergalactic travel.
Softness That Defies Gravity: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with heather colors adding a sprinkle of polyester), this t-shirt is softer than the fur of a cuddly alien creature from a planet where everything is cuddly and soft. The fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) ensures it's light enough for Earth's atmosphere yet cozy enough for cooler planetary conditions.
Pre-Shrunk to Fit Earthly Bodies: Our fabric is pre-shrunk, ensuring that your t-shirt continues to fit perfectly even after washing. It's like the opposite of what happens to your clothes when they encounter a black hole.
Tailored for Terrestrial Life: Thanks to the side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this t-shirt is sturdy enough to withstand a day of earthly adventures or an evening of binge-watching your favorite sci-fi series.
Ethically Sourced from This Planet: This blank product is sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, proving that you don't need to leave Earth to find quality apparel. It's comfort and style that you can feel good about.
So why settle for ordinary when you can wear the "Happy Blue Alien Head | ꯅꯨꯡꯉꯥꯏꯕꯥ ꯕ꯭ꯂꯨ ꯑꯦꯂꯤꯌꯟ ꯍꯦꯗ꯫ T-Shirt"? It's the perfect way to inject a little joy and a lot of style into your daily attire. Get ready to turn heads and lift spirits, all with the power of a single t-shirt. 🌌👽😊👕
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |