We Come in Peace Retro Sci-fi T-shirt

Chrome Skull Grin

The message blared from every drive-in screen, every transistor radio: "We Come In Peace." But the image burned into retinas was anything but peaceful. A skull-faced alien, its grin a jagged row of teeth, stared out with eyes like twin black holes.

They arrived in bubble-domed saucers, landing on the White House lawn, on Main Street, on every dusty desert airstrip. Their chrome bodies shimmered under the desert sun, their voices, a synthesized warble, repeated the mantra, "We Come In Peace."

They offered gifts: glowing orbs that whispered secrets, sleek weapons that hummed with impossible energy, shimmering fabrics that shifted through colors. Humanity, ever gullible, ever greedy, embraced the gifts.

But the gifts had a price. The orbs whispered madness, the weapons turned on their wielders, the fabrics choked the life from those who wore them. The chrome skulls grinned wider, their black eyes reflecting the chaos. "We Come In Peace," they chirped, as the world crumbled under their "generosity."

The peace they brought was the silence of a tomb.

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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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